I tried to have cyber-sex, but I kept getting a busy signal

Soooo... I basically haven't blogged in a very long time. Sorry about that. I'll try to make up for it :) The top picture is my good friend Buzz with a Delorean... what else needs to be said? It's basically the most awesome picture anyone in the world could ever imagine. End of story. Below is a picture of me and my friends Lindsey, Stephanie, Kelsi, Chris, Caitlin, Shara, and Stephanie after we volunteered at the "Give Kids The World" village a while back. Definitely one of the best experiences of my life.

So me, Kelsi, Shara, and Cait randomly decided to play dress-up (yes I showed them the Queen Amidala vs. the Zebra pics) and this is part of the madness. Notice we're all wearing my clothes lol.

I've gotten the chance to be in Disney/MGM Studios' Christmas parade. See if you can spot me :)

This is Marika and Jen with Pluto ;) THE most random day ever. Jen is my dance teacher and I had no idea she and her partner were at Disney World, but all of a sudden, BAM they came to see Pluto! It was beyond exciting.

These people are fan-freaking-tabulous. This picture is from Margaritaville, where we partied with a live band and they loved us so much the singer offered to take our picture. Anywhos we were just a bunch of crazy Mormons livin it up with random drunk people. A few of these lovely people will be headed back to Provo with me in January, but a lot of them won't and January fourth will be the saddest day of my life.

Neil Patrick Harris, aka Doogie Howser, aka the gay love of my life, came to EPCOT to narrate the Christmas story as part of a candlelight processional. They have different celebrities come weekly, but I was most excited to see this talented guy. If only he had been a part of the singing too... hoo boy.

Rafiki and Timon, some of my favorite characters :) Especially Rafiki, he's so handsome.
So there should be more to come if I don't slack off again. I graduated from the Disney College Program yesterday, that was a lot of fun. It wasn't like a ceremony or anything, just a party where we got Mickey graduation ears and played. And my family comes again pretty soon, I'm pretty pumped about that. They'll be here for Christmas! Ok, soooooo I LOVE CAMI AND RIKKI. The end

Oogie Boogie

I just want to say that I really miss my girls back in Provo. I feel like I'm missing out on your lives! Even though it's only been half a semester I get the feeling that I'm missing a lot. But no worries! Just stop your lives RIGHT NOW and wait till I get there ok? :)

I'm No Superman

Last night I kind of had a moment of realization.... I'm never getting married! I know I'm being way too over dramatic, but I have been so self conscious about little things then I put them all together last night and realized that no one is ever going to want to marry me. I don't cook, I snore, I have an unstable career choice, there was something else but I can't remember it right now. But just based on the facts that I don't cook and I snore, at this point I'm going to be a terrible wife. Hoo boy.
I love my roommates. We just spent all day cleaning and grocery shopping and laundry and it was a blast.
OH YEAH
I remember what else I suck at wife-wise... I did laundry and my red Mickey pants led onto a sweatshirt because I forgot that these pants were new and hadn't been washed before.
Anyway
So my ex-boyfriend Jason is now dating someone, it's so weird. Like really weird. I don't think it really bothers me other than the fact that he's probably happier than me... which is kind of really selfish of me to say. And Chris is dating someone now too, which is also really weird, but in a totally different way. I'm so happy that he's so happy and his girlfriend Kim is way cute and a perfect person, I guess I'm just used to being his girl (in a completely different way of course). And it's been hard enough being away from him for the first time in forever and now I never know when to call him or if she'll hate me if I call all the time. Bah. Weird.
So if you haven't read the book "Twililght" yet, I highly suggest it. I've never been this into a series in, well, ever. And it's hilarious because all the LDS girls in the apartment complex are passing around the books and are so into it. As well they should be. It's way good.
So I really like "The Office" and a guy I work with drove me home last night at he looks just like Jim Halpert. Not sure where that story was going... but that's it.
The weather is beautiful today, so I think I may lay out today. Hopefully I'll come to Provo with a tan and everyone will be jealous :)
HAVE A MAGICAL DAY

I Loved You First

K.
So my family came to visit. That was dandy. We went to a Halloween party at the Magic Kingdom. I was a Vampire, check the teeth yo.

I happen to be very fond of Buzz Lightyear, so I had to get a picture by his sign. Watch out, I'm about to hit you with my laser!

And here's some pretty cool people with the Queen of Hearts. Sweet!

Steam Cleaning Specials

So this punk kid dislocated my shoulder yesterday while I was working because he thought he was special and wanted to be stronger than Buzz Lightyear. Anyway, so I only worked for an hour or so before I decided to go to Heath Services, which was all kind of unnecessary. All they needed to do was give me ice and tell me to rest, but I had to fill out all these forms and they took X-rays and stuff, it was nuts. So from now until Wednesday whenever I go into work I'm not allowed to do what I normally do, I have to go in and do stupid crap jobs that don't require any physical labor, like folding paperclips or something. And what sucks even more is that my family is coming today and they were looking forward to seeing me do my Disney thing. I swear if I see that kid in the parks today I'm taking him down. So yeah, I have an owie. But I'm happy 'cause my family is in the air now and I'm just waiting for them to get here so we can play.
HAVE A MAGICAL DAY!

Baracuda

You guys suck haha, I spent like an hour on that, lol. How could you have pit stains? That pic was pre-dance, it's just shadowing. And I see no belly. But whatevs. Here's some new pics where we all look perfect.


And yes. He's a cool dude. A fellow space ranger actually. The end.

The dust has only just begun to form crop circles in the carpet

So, this is for Cam Cam who asked for another picture. Enjoy! So I've decided I'm going to be a purple vampire for Halloween. I'm excited, juuuust wait till I have pics. My roomies have some fun stuff planned too, so I'm pumped.
So Rikki, remember around this time last year when you cleaned up my barf? Fabronk?
HA, so I owe my roommates some ice cream.
Love,
Kelsey

Stick around one minute more, I'm smarter than you think

So, what's going on... seriously?
Boys.... I swear. I don't know how to explain myself on that one, other than I think it's time to get back to Provo. Like, now.
Oh, lookie what I made over the summer and then totally forgot about it until now!
Funny huh? Um, ok so it's time to eat Thai. Bye!

Update

As you may know, I've been stationed in Orlando, Florida as a recruit in the Disney Army. Tehe... I'm clever. I've been working for Walt Disney World for over a month now, so I'll try to give a basic overview of what I've been doing here.

So everyone who works here can get into the parks for FREE. So once me and my buddies got our free passes, we headed to Disney/MGM Studios for funtimes. The picture here pretty much describes every day here in Florida. It rains... A lot... But we don't seem to care. These are all my BYU/BYU-I friend that live in my building, since Disney's nice and let us live all together.

This is my roommate Stephanie Bowler... like a bowling ball (lol that's how she introduces herself, she's so cute).
This is my buddy Grant. A bunch of us played around on his birthday, which is ironic because he keeps telling everyone not to grow up. What a hypocrite :)

I have a very special place in my heart for Princess Aurora. We like to go Prince hunting together.


This is most of my training group from when I was... um... trained. We became friends and we like to play with pirates.


This is Stephanie, Lindsey, and Alyssa. The people that work in the Magic Kingdom got to ride Space Mountain with the lights on! It was fun fun fun! Just look at their faces, they're excited.


This is Terk. Laura and I like to monkey around with her... ok that was awful. I apologize.



My cuddly friends:Pooh, Eeyore, and the Tig. I love my job... on this day I went in to work, sat around for a few hours, they said they didn't need me at the time, so I asked... can I leave? And they said yes. So I got to play around EPCOT for the rest of the day. I hang around the parks a lot by myself because pretty much everyone has different schedules, but I don't care. It's still fun for me!


This is another apartment-mate of mine, Rebbecca Dinsdale. This is her working at The Cool Club in EPCOT. You can get free soda there, so it's pretty much awesome, except it's soda from all over the world so some of it is weird. Like, the apple soda rocks... but there's this nasty vitamin stuff from Japan or something. But hey, it's free!


Buzz Lightyear= The coolest freaking space ranger EVER. He and I have become such close friends, I think I'm starting to get under his skin though...


Aladdin and the Genie, yeah that's all I really have to say about this one. I just liked this picture.


Chris Kyle and Minnie Mouse, both are twinners of mine. So... to sum up: I've made some awesome friends and I love my job. It's not always easy, but I don't regret a second of it. Ok, well more to come soon hopefully!

Seybra

It's 1:12 in the morning and I have just set up a blog. Everyone say yay Kelsey! So... this is mainly for Cami (since she told me to do it, and I respect my elders) and Rikki (since she's still my roommate, we just happen to have a very large room called "the distance between Orlando and Provo") and um, whoever else likes words that are squished together and shortened. Like web+log=blog. Kelsey+Brady=Seybra... like zebra. Only cooler.
I got to play in a Delorean today (That's that Back To The Future Car, by the way). It was pretty much the coolest thing ever. And I played guitar hero in my break room. And then I came home and watched The Office. The end.
And now, before I go to bed, some Mitch Hedberg. Goodnight Moon!

• I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

• I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

• This shirt is "dry-clean only," which means it's dirty.